The Adventures of Nash Splashdown, Space Explorer!

Stardate 5123.6: Have landed on uncharted planet. Sensors show breathable atmosphere, with high levels of chlorine. A pair of nearby life forms are engaged in a ritual chant to their gods “Marco” and “Polo.” Will observe discreetly before attempting first contact. Setting phasers on “bite”…


“He hates to swim, but he loves his floaty!” says Redditor Sneaky_Giraffes.



  1. Well! I’m gonna set my phaser on “SNORGLE!”

  2. Mikeyfur says:

    So funny that he hates to swim but loves bobbing around on his floaty. And, sure enough, it looks like there isn’t a drop of water on him. They managed to get him on it without getting him wet! Happy dog!

  3. Rhonda B. says:

    From the smile on that face it looks like he’s having a great time.

  4. I think his phaser is set on “wag.”