“Yee-up, back in oh-eight, I think it was. Left the litter and struck out on my own. Landed a job with a nice human — entry-level position, just basic cuteness. Feeling ambitious one day, so I give her the ‘soulful eyes’ look, toss in that little whimper that worked so well with Mom. Wellsir, darned if that human didn’t lean down and give me this. Proudest day of my life.”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce international ladies man and favorite pug about town, Jerry Lewis,” says Jules I. Froin-laaayvin!