To: Clovis Flapperton, Day Shift
From: Bitsy Snorfblatt, Human Resources
Subj: Issues with your work performance
It has come to our attention that your output is over 50 percent below average for your shift, and that since you joined us, there has been a dramatic increase in product loss. This last may be attributed to the fact that you are a sea lion, something you failed to disclose during your interview. While we at Forbush Fish Market would normally embrace such diversity, this deception coupled with the aforementioned performance issues leave us no choice but to terminate your employment.
It almost looks like a person in a sea lion suit, the way he is standing at the counter.
I see his buddy is being lazy and letting the man clean his fish for him.
That lazy seal next to the guy is saying, “Just gimme the whole fishie, you guys are cutting out all the good parts.”
The birds are in league with him.
Perfect NOMTOM. :lol:
*snerk* The birds are getting ready for the “Mine! Mine!” chorus.
Now they know why the guy to the left is always a few fish short of his quota.
Clovis Flapperton.