Don Juan? More Like Don’t Want

“Oh, mah darl-leeng, ah must haff you…I zhall geef you zhe Leeck of Loff, zhe powerful technique romantique zhat no woman can ree-zeest…”





  1. WaldenPond says:

    NTMTOM, You are back! Woot, Woot! Hopefully you have been off saving other worlds or– working on 2015 calendar…

  2. Why can’t I share this on Facebook?

  3. Click the little “F” icon, I just tried it, works fine. The FB share can be wonky sometimes, tho.

  4. I do that. It comes up but when I hit share it doesn’t do anything.

  5. Hanglyman says:


  6. The look on his face is priceless!!!

  7. SlaveToCat says:

    Typical. He puts on his best moves and she falls asleep. hehhehehehehe

  8. Rhonda B. says:

    Poor baby, he looks so sad. He’s like what did I do wrong?

  9. Smartypants says:

    Hi NTMTOM! Welcome back! Award-winning text as always.

    This clip reminds me of the one where the spider does his “YMCA” dance, and at the end the female is like “meh, it was all right.” Want to give him a cuddle!

  10. Rachael says:

    Aww. What’s a guy gotta do to impress a lady? Or at least keep her from falling asleep. 🙂

  11. I missed your captions, NTMTOM! CO is not what is was without them. I hope you came back to stay.