“Hello, Three Brothers From China? Let’s see, we’ll have some Kung Pao Prawns..Shrimp Chow Fun..the Oyster Sauce Beef, and, er…(scanning menu)…yes! Some Celeste. A side order of Celeste. No, wait- we’ll take the ENTIRE kitteh. Just bag ‘er up, K? How long of a wait?”
“Thank you for featuring my (then-kitten) cat Celeste on your wonderful site! She loves the attention. I thought you might enjoy a picture of her in a takeout bag, which is essentially her favorite toy. Pictures taken by Alex, her other doting human.” -Tiffany H.