You Are Now Under a Bebeh Pygmy Hippo’s Power

The eyes say it all. You wish to be her slave. You may apply through her agent, diary keeper, personal shopper and towel boy.

Strictly only the best for her will do, including daily fresh cut flowers, personal masseur, direct dial access to Emeril Lagasse and all blue M&Ms will be removed from her candy bowl.

Her management will take no responsibility for diva tantrums.

Winnie, the baby pygmy hippo born February, 2014 spends her time eating, sleeping and swimming in a heated pool at Bristol Zoo Gardens, England. Watchful Mama is Sirana (Dad is Nato). Via Zooborns.


  1. freetomato says:

    Just once in my life, I want to scoop a baby Pygmy hippo up and squeeze it. I would die happy.

  2. Little hippo looks so intense!

  3. Reblogged this on weblablog and commented:

  4. He’s a cutie but for some reason that expression reminds me of Balthazar, that demon from BtVS in desparate need of a stairmaster,

  5. Brian Fowler says:

    She just wants the blue M&Ms removed? That’s nothing; this one time I was told to take out all the Ws…

  6. whawhawhatsis says:

    Many years ago I saw a practically newborn pygmy hippo at a zoo probably within a month of her birth. She was the size of a football. If you think a baby pygmy hippo is adorable in pictures, you should see them in actual miniature size! I still squee every time I think about her, she was SO precious!

  7. Cynthia M says:

    I have a nice tub, baby!


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