You Are Now Under a Bebeh Pygmy Hippo’s Power

The eyes say it all. You wish to be her slave. You may apply through her agent, diary keeper, personal shopper and towel boy.

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Strictly only the best for her will do, including daily fresh cut flowers, personal masseur, direct dial access to Emeril Lagasse and all blue M&Ms will be removed from her candy bowl.

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Her management will take no responsibility for diva tantrums.

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Winnie, the baby pygmy hippo born February, 2014 spends her time eating, sleeping and swimming in a heated pool at Bristol Zoo Gardens, England. Watchful Mama is Sirana (Dad is Nato). Via Zooborns.

Comments

  1. freetomato says:

    Just once in my life, I want to scoop a baby Pygmy hippo up and squeeze it. I would die happy.

  2. Little hippo looks so intense!

  3. Reblogged this on weblablog and commented:
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  4. He’s a cutie but for some reason that expression reminds me of Balthazar, that demon from BtVS in desparate need of a stairmaster,

  5. Brian Fowler says:

    She just wants the blue M&Ms removed? That’s nothing; this one time I was told to take out all the Ws…

  6. whawhawhatsis says:

    Many years ago I saw a practically newborn pygmy hippo at a zoo probably within a month of her birth. She was the size of a football. If you think a baby pygmy hippo is adorable in pictures, you should see them in actual miniature size! I still squee every time I think about her, she was SO precious!

  7. Cynthia M says:

    I have a nice tub, baby!

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