Amazon Can Guarantee Delivery In Two Days..

..but what happens to it once it gets inside your house, well, that’s on you.




  1. I saw Moby on Dogshaming! It’s really quite impressive.

  2. Sounds like a pretty smart dog.

  3. 260Oakley says:

    “When Mom said she upgraded to Prime, I thought she meant Prime Rib.”

  4. annette says:

    Beagle. Figures. Ah, the memories. 😉

  5. Starfish says:

    Well if you didn’t think something like this would happen, you shouldn’t have taught puppeh how to read. 😀

  6. Well, its not like he wasn’t going to get that bone in the end.

  7. 6rabbits says:

    My first thought “well, he is a beagle.” To anyone who’s lived with a beagle, this is not toooo surprising! 🙂

  8. Well, the package *was* for Moby. Of course he’s gonna open it!

  9. Hey, being independent is nothing to be ashamed of!