Does A Bear Scratch In The Woods?

He sure does.

Then he steals the donut.


  1. um…i think the bear-trap-setter was told to trap a bear and decided to give a bear a donut instead, because that donut was suspiciously close to the front of the trap, like salad-bar close, if you get me.

  2. I agree blair. I was wondering if they put it so close to the door THIS time in order to build his trust up so he’s willing to enter further next time?

  3. murkle46 says:

    Cant someone feed a bear delicious,tasty donughts without a bunch of people reading hidden agenda conspiracys into it?

  4. I heard the donut had a note that said, “Same time tomorrow, big fella!”

  5. I think they should just leave the bear alone and let him enjoy himself.

  6. 260Oakley says:

    I think they were trying to entrap the police, but the Fuzz got there first. ;)

  7. “Bears are trapped, tagged, aged, weighed and released on site as part of ongoing research by the PA Game Commission” from the state Conservation and Natural Resources: Tuscarora State Park website. Poor little bears, how terrified they must be getting trapped in a tube! To abate their panic, they should put tranquilizers in those donuts!

  8. Rachael says:

    The only difference between me and that bear is the body hair (he has waaaaaaay more than I do). :)

  9. *In my best Homer voice*
    MMMMMMMM… Tranquilized Donutssszzzzzzzzzzzz

  10. How. Much. Does that look like a person in a bear suit? Haha.

  11. Magnoire La Chouette says:

    “Smarter than the average bear!”


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