There Are Great Names…And THEN There’s….

“Baron Ludwig von Schnorflehausen.”

(aka The TurtleBatPig.)

And he sent us this email, too.

“Wanted to share some of my derpy, walleyed, Kitty-Ninja Battle Antics. I’m just about to reach 4,500 followers on Instagram @turtlebatpig, and I bet U can help me reach 5,000. More importantly, I might just help your readers get a grin on. They might also enjoy following a gentlemanly, if slightly global domination-oriented Frenchie, as I gallivant across Europe this summer on a 2-month car trip.” -TBP.




Colleen K.-might- have helped with this email. Maybe.



  1. Saffron says:

    Best name evar. That is excellent derpy-side-eye!! ❤

  2. LOOOOVE the side-eye! Second picture got me, LOL!

  3. Smartypants says:

    I love Pic # 3 where he’s wearing his little coat – looks like Winston Churchill!