Eye in the Sky, My Oh My

SOLVANG, CA — It was revealed today that the NSA (Neighborhood Seagull Annoyance) had expanded its surveillance drone program to three additional beaches. An NSA spokesgull defended the move as necessary for detecting terrorist surfers as well as telling that one guy who keeps sunbathing nude on his patio to take it to the tanning salon because seriously, Kevin, we can all see that and it’s gross.

Via Reddit.



  1. Well that’s an amazing picture… and LOL @ NSA!

  2. NOMTOM, I’ve missed you. I’ve also missed Solvang–haven’t been there in 15 years, and it’s where I bought my first spinning wheel!
    Seagulls are weird.

  3. #ImpendingDoom #IDisapprove

  4. 260Oakley says:

    Looks like the NSA has been tapping your windshield again. And I bet they left “traces” on your hood.

  5. Raymond says:

    260Oakley scores a direct hit again.