Have You Accepted Geoffrey Into Your Life?

“Ma’am, I’m from the Church of Toys “R” Us, and if I could just have five minutes to share with you the good news right here in the Toys “R” Us “Xmas Doorbuster” catalog…”



  1. I would join any cult that led with those eyelashes

  2. No mascara can offer such lush lashes : )

  3. Mamabear says:

    I wouldn’t hide and not answer the door when he came a knockin’! I might even convert.

  4. Knock, knock.

  5. Dog Lover says:

    I am buying whatever he is selling!! 🙂

  6. sabrina rose says:

    Fantastic, fabulous photo! (It’s shopped, right??) How many of us would like to open our doors to a sight like this?! And yes, I would like to order several sets of those eyelashes, please!

  7. Please…what ees the back story on this awwdorable picture.

  8. My guess is that this was taken at Giraffe Manor in Nairobi. Here’s a link: http://www.thesafaricollection.com/properties/49-giraffe-manor

  9. anonymous coward says:

    @joods: the photo was taken at the giraffe manor, in kenya (around nairobi).

  10. Thank you anonymous coward. I’m off to Giraffe Manor. 🙂

  11. I think this lade is channeling the spirit of Ruth Ann Buzzi and her brown sweater: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_thlFYTjJbmQ/SORM5tcq8bI/AAAAAAAAHfU/zlHLMcsLdzM/s640/ruth.jpg

  12. Road trip!!!!!

    I'll take the upstairs guest room!

  13. when I was 17 I had a Saturday job at Toys ‘R’ Us. One day a man came up to me and said to me ‘you don’t look like a giraffe’. It was pretty weird. I have to say though, if I was an animal I wouldn’t mind being a giraffe, they have lovely long eyelashes, long necks and slim legs…what’s not to like!