“Mom? Dad? This is Charmaine — say hi, sweetie — she’s a dancer at Leglovers Gentlemen’s Club, she likes fine dining and walks on the beach, and… she’s my blushing bride-to-be!



  1. SlaveToCat says:

    And just how much money did you drop at the “Leglovers Gentlemen’s Club”, cough hack cough, to find your true love?? And there better not be any puppies on the way young man!

  2. jlamusings says:

    but I love him for his muzzlepowsche, not his money!

  3. tommygirl says:

    LOL @ SlaveToCat… you beat me to it.

  4. Dog Lover says:

    I think I finally OD’d on the qte! It was the chubbeh belleh that did me in. *thud*

  5. So cute! That chubby belly got me, too, Dog Lover.

  6. *Faints* .. Get a room you two .. sheechs

  7. Servant to Ninja the Cat says:

    *say hi, sweetie* for some reason I find that part hilarious

  8. SlaveToCat says:

    OMG a rotary!!!! What do I do???? Here you take the wheeeeel……

  9. I want to bop that peenk nose that matches the tires, the car, the barbie & the bride.

  10. Dude, I know this chick, she hangs out with mice.