Dear Acorns,

It’s offishe… we’re breaking up. I always wanted someone more fulfilling and I have found the perfect match. We’re going to be together for a long, long time.

Via Reddit, crust me.


  1. squirrels AND pizza fur lunch? Be right there! *(purrs)*

  2. 260Oakley says:

    Once one squirrel becomes a crust-ashion, all the other squirrels do too. It’s know as the Domino’s effect.

  3. Oh honey, you gotta be careful. the carbs in those.

    BTW, we really need the tags back. There’ not even listed in the site directory.

  4. Trop drôle!

  5. Squirrel: “I just long for a grapefruit!”

  6. PIZZA!

  7. I was nom-inated for an Oscar and all I got was this slice of pizza!

  8. Bettymouse says:

    Happiest. Squirrel. Ever.


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