[Look, C.O. is a West Coast-based blog, so it’s 6:15. But back East, it’s already 9:15! WAY late for breakfast! I am not gonna stop ’til you get your sorry hoomin butt outta the sack. U KNOW where my food dish is. HOP TO IT!]

From Tastefully Offensive.



  1. This is pretty much what my bunny does every morning. But he only weighs five pounds.

  2. Looks like green dot was used to help doggeh wake up the hoomin. My kittehs rolled their eyes at this and pointed out that their natural superiority to every other creature enables them to find the hoomin bladder and pounce on it without the aid of a pointer. 😀

  3. We think someone should have gotten up already. lol

  4. Saffron, amen. Or a boob….

  5. marthava says:

    Gads that was funny! omg I felt that guy’s pain!

  6. Dog Lover says:

    Laughing my butt off! Somebody’s wife has one helluva sense of humor. 🙂

  7. So true, KK3! 😀 😀 😀 😀

  8. A tad sadistic (the gf/wife). I like it. 😀

  9. This should be the official way to wake up teenagers

  10. Right – let’s add the sensitive inner thigh area to where cats (and dogs?) are automatically attracted and bound to step on.

  11. My best friend’s dog enjoys licking faces. To facilitate her desires she runs up and punches guests in the crotch, then gets in her kisses.

  12. Rise and Shine and give Dog your Glory, Glory! (And your Betty Boop Potato! Not my choice!)

  13. If this were properly channelled, this dog could be a good massage therapist rather than a stomper. Just sayin’.