Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!


Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.



  1. Elaine From L.A. says:

    I think it will give me a night”mare” just looking at the picture :/ 🙂

  2. What the what??? 😀

  3. rocky griffin says:

    The blending of cuteness and weirdness in creative way! Awesome find cuteporter and way to shake up the day!

  4. Blue Footed Booby says:

    You can buy a human-sized version of this mask off of Amazon. Great for parties, as you can still drink beer wearing it as long as it’s those long neck bottles.

  5. Blue Footed Booby says:

    Oh sweet jeebus, this comment system turns links to Amazon into images. I apologize in advance for the giant horse mask picture that’s going to end up in the comments when my previous comment gets approved.

  6. “SORREL!”

  7. Oh man, we so need the reply feature for this one. All the puns..

    I’m guessing that they put peanut butter in the head?

  8. This comment system sucks but this picture cracked me up. I’m just sorry I have no place to put something like this.

  9. Creepy and funny all at the same time.

  10. AngelaM says:

    Do want

  11. dolphin815 says:

    Yeah, who designed this new layout anyway?

  12. Dog Lover says:

    This new format just became a little disturbing. 😦

  13. RabbitDad says:

    I. Cannot. Stop. Laughing.

  14. Teresa in TN says:

    Someone must have made the squirrels an offer they couldn’t refuse.

  15. Melissa says:

    The human sized horse mask is also available at so you can get your squirrel horse head and your horse head in one place!