Meanwhile, at ChewTronics Customer Support Call Center…

“… No, ma’am, its perfectly safe… Yes, the Bone-Eez 3010 model does emit a small amount of smoke, but that’s normal… Ma’am, do you see a solid green light on the front panel?… Well, have you tried burying it and digging it up again?”


Jenn M. explains: “This is Noveria… or Nova… or Novi… or Novahkin, sometimes “Dog,” whichever ;) I took this picture at work, Chisholm Creek Pet Resort. He decided to help me out today since my work mate called out sick and I manned the office solo.”

Comments

  1. rocky griffin says:

    Now that’s what I call quality customer service!

  2. I grok Novahkin, I’ve been there.

  3. Customer: “Yes .. I’ve tried burying it in 3 different places .. it won’t stop smoking, but the light is flashing red .. What does that mean?”

    Support: “That bone will self destruct in 15 seconds .. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!”

  4. When is the book coming out NTMTOM!

    “Well, have you tried burying it and digging it up again?” – classic.

  5. “Well, have you tried burying it and digging it up again?” I wonder if that would have helped with my laptop?

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