A funny thing happened on the way to the midnight snack

As cats in seek of late, late night noms, we only need employ of our stealth and natural night vision.

(one sleepy, peckish owner later)

Freeze ray eyebeams! Freeze ray eyebeams! Freeze ray eyebeams!

As seen on Tastefully Offensive, via Kitty Devore Rescue.




  1. Hahahaha! Awesome.

  2. My friend has an awesome picture of her cats lining up to drink from the bathroom sink. So polite.

  3. OMP (oh my pig!) That is so adorably cute. I wonder if I can get my purr things in the cabinet and then shut the door? Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  4. That’ll learn you to leave you cupboard open!

  5. Thank You C.O. for the full on laugh. I really needed it this morning here in New England as I watch yet another snow storm blow in.

  6. Looks like the Democats late night cabinet meetings are no longer secret.

  7. I think they’ve been discussing counter terrorism objectives.

  8. SlaveToCat says:

    3 cats checking the expiration date on their food. One cat reviewing your financial records. Another cat rummaging through your handbag looking for a credit card and Ipad to order something, anything off the interwebs. One human about to be vaporized by cat rays for photographing a secret operation.

  9. My dad and I regularly laugh over Steve Martin’s class “Cat Handcuffs” routine. Your post just reminded me of the giggles. Thanks!

  10. Typos abound: classic “cat handcuffs” and the shared giggles with my dad

  11. Perfect summary, SlaveToCat! Do you speak from experience?

  12. And you cant return them because they have cat spit all over them!

  13. How about they’re waiting to see what happens when step on the slippery spot they left when they rooted through the garbage?

  14. One year we measured snow in Corgis. How many do you have now?

  15. Heh heh heh heh….

  16. SlaveToCat says:

    I have scars from the time when I tried to take the bag of kitty treats away from them at 2am.

  17. ezackly

  18. If i were that human, I’d probably turn off the light and slowly back away from the kitchen with turning around

    It’s the Kitchen of the Damned. .

  19. Everyone with multiple kittehs knows at night they schedule meetings and talk about us. 😮

  20. Yeah, they complete a performance assessment. Criteria includes: timely food production, right amount of ear/chin rubs, catnip mouse allocation, and respect given during wackadoodle moments. If we score poorly then they agree who will to bat their hoomin awake at 5am demanding tuna.

  21. 😆 Looks more like “But, Mom, we’re still hungry!” from these dear sweet kitties 😆