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“These are pictures of my cat Lulu when she was a kitten almost 5 years ago,” writes Elena P.

Comments

  1. Cute kitten.. and Helloooo POPPLE! :-)

  2. Blue Footed Booby says:

    God, first year accounting. That’s the only class where I’ve ever fallen asleep so completely that I fell sideways out of my desk and onto my neighbor. If it were possible to learn in your sleep I wouldn’t have gotten a C+.

    On one test there was a question like “Why is it necessary to fooble the blorbs?” and I drew a hooded figure with a speech bubble that said “SO SAYETH THE PRIESTS OF GA-AP.” Got partial credit.

  3. Where does he come up with this stuff??? Does he have a LaughoBear?

  4. Oh, how beautiful that floofy orange kitteh is. Bear thingy is kind of freaking me out though.. :P :)

  5. OH EM GEE. POPPLE.

    I wish kittens had a built in pouch for naptime like little Puzzle Popple here.

  6. Stressfactor says:

    Ha! I recognized it as a Popple as well! I haven’t seen one of those in years!! And the fuzzy Marmie is a lot more adorable than the Popple. By faaaarrrrr.

  7. NTMTOM, you make me giggle. Could this kitt come over and do my taxes for me? She can’t possibly do a worse job than I do.

  8. Fleurdamour says:

    Epurrnal Sunshine of the Spotless Meownd

  9. jlamusings says:

    As a frequent student and a professor, I find that HI-LARIOUS! The test question drawing particularly. Ok, yes, the falling too, but I would’ve made sure you were ok before laughing. :-D

  10. impressive!

  11. Very nice and in the style of 260Oakley. Who is where by the way?
    And also, “It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!”

  12. a female marmie? a rarity!

  13. I kind of want to nom the stripy haunches.

    (I have quite a few Popples.. but no cutie marmie babies!)

  14. I noticed the Popple as well! 80’s kids unite!

  15. kittykat416 says:

    Yay for Popples! But the question is: Do you remember the Popples song??

  16. As a certified professional in the field of foobled blorbs, I would have given you partial credit too…

  17. I’m so relieved, Saffron. I thought it was seriously scary.

  18. 1hippolover says:

    I remember the song and I still have my party popple!

  19. Really? I didn’t know. You learn something new every day! Thanks :)

  20. AWW :D Your dear sweet kitty, Lulu, is so beautiful now as she was when she was a kitten almost 5 years ago, Elena P. :D I hope you have many long and happy years with her :D

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