Takes Just Five Seconds, Flat!

Got a cat? Make a mat! Create your own throw rugs, placemats, and shawls in seconds with the Ronco Cat Flattener! Cat not included (but is extruded).

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It’s WALLACE OUERLE, cool cat from New York City!

Comments

  1. Warning: a diet composed solely of toy mice can lead to a serious case of flat-ulence.

  2. *LOL* You have just out done yourself this time! And so have you NOMTOM! Both of you and this gif have sent me into a gigglefit!

  3. Tony James says:

    [Preeeeeep!] Unlicensed punning in the end-zone. 10 yard penalty. 260Oakley to retire from the ice. New balls, please.

  4. Reminiescent of “Flat cat in slat vat.”

  5. But wait! There’s more! Order the flat cat make a mat and we’ll send you, free of charge, the dog log in a bog at no extra charge! But wait! There’s more! Not only will you get the flat cat make mat and the dog log in a bog, but if you call right now, you’ll also receive, at no extra charge, the how now brown cow. Operators are standing by.

  6. Except that’s NOT Wallace Ouerle. Wallace is a beautifully floofy silver classic tabby with spectacular peridot eyes and a brick nose leather daintily trimmed in black.

  7. Smartypants says:

    I think this is the reverse angle of “Maru coming out from under the couch” video – in one side and out the other!

  8. AWW :( Another video of a kitty that does not show up for me :(

  9. What about the ice mice eating rice?

  10. It’s the star of the American re-make of the Maru Story.

  11. My thoughts exactly, Smartypants!

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