We think we’re doing them a favor by giving them a bath, with all sorts of warm soapy water, baby talk, (Now who’s the snookums wookums? YOU are), gently toweling them off, and such.
This is a crucial error on our part. The eventual payback is looming, and either we’re gonna get it, or the curtains will.
[Yes, this has the "Impending Doom" tag. -Ed.]
From The Panda Of Boredom.