NEW from QTE-Tel®! It’s the Kitteh Elevator. Just press a button and watch him go up-up-up! It’s FANTASTIC at parties. You and your friends will LOVE the Kitteh Elevator. Call now, and hurry- supplies are limited. Or maybe see if Amazon has ‘em.
From The Meow O’ Love. QTE-Tel® would be a registered trademark of Cute Overload dot com, if it were real.