In our gallery, you see portraits of our members who have brought honor upon our esteemed society. First, let us meet Horace Gowen Hogg-Wylde, the inventor of the toenail straightener, and first to cross the English Channel in a hot-air baboon;
Next, here is Sir Grimsby Pepperpopper, PhD, OMGBBQ, the biologist who proved his controversial theory that “a lake is merely an introverted mountain” by climbing to the bottom of Lake Geneva;
And finally, we see Lord Humphrey Humphermumph-Ghlurrbl-Fleargh, the renowned achiever of a great many things, only we don’t know what they are because nobody can understand him when he talks.
Via Bored Panda, where you may see more animals with moustaches.