Welcome to the C.O. Adventurers Club

In our gallery, you see portraits of our members who have brought honor upon our esteemed society. First, let us meet Horace Gowen Hogg-Wylde, the inventor of the toenail straightener, and first to cross the English Channel in a hot-air baboon;

Next, here is Sir Grimsby Pepperpopper, PhD, OMGBBQ, the biologist who proved his controversial theory that “a lake is merely an introverted mountain” by climbing to the bottom of Lake Geneva;

And finally, we see Lord Humphrey Humphermumph-Ghlurrbl-Fleargh, the renowned achiever of a great many things, only we don’t know what they are because nobody can understand him when he talks.

Via Bored Panda, where you may see more animals with moustaches.



  1. That inverse mustache is just amazing.

  2. kibblenibble says:

    *admires curly wheeskares on kitteh in picture 3*
    *scoops him up and runs*

  3. I say, this NTMTOM chap is quite the author/adventurer himself. What ho. We must elect him forthwith to membership in our esteemed society. All in favor? Aye! The eyes have it. Or is the it the facial hares?

  4. There’s been some dem fine NOMTOM posts recently, but this takes the biscuit.

  5. 4leafclover says:

    I say, unhand the honourable Lord Humphrey! And stop snorgling him at once! It is most undignified, and unbefitting a cat of his station.

  6. De feet! De feet!

  7. kibblenibble says:


  8. This is a laugh riot. Reminds me of the little cartoon shorts called “The World of Commander McBragg” that used to be shown with the Underdog series. Anyone remember those?

  9. Jolly good!

  10. Janeyferr says:

    My previous job involved delivering medication to people in their homes. One of my customers was called Mr Ruffles who had a big bushy moustache.

    If I ever have a cat with a big bushy moustache he will be called Mr Ruffles.

  11. “A lake is nothing but an introverted mountain”–brilliant, I say.

  12. Quite.

  13. 8-D

  14. It’s a whisker monocle! Bally good show, I say!

  15. metsakins says:

    Pip Pip, righto, all in favor of this “TOM” person!

  16. * joins kibblenibble in snorgling the kitty, Lord Humphrey* 😆

  17. I read the “hot air baboon” bit and thought “Huh. ‘Bassoon’ would have been funnier.” Then read the hover text and did a total blowfish take.