I’m your pet, aren’t I? And it says “Pet” right here on the bag, doesn’t it?
So what’s the problem here?
Evan W. writes: “I’ve been following you a few years, but I’ve never noticed you promoting environmental causes! I thought this might be a nice reminder for everyone to recycle, particularly their pets, which I hear are causing a terrible mess in the Pacific Ocean’s great garbage patch. Ninja agrees!”