Your Steak Wants Dog

“Uh, look, Elsie… you’re a sweet kid and all, but you’re coming on a little strong for me, so I’ll just — Whoa! Did you feel that? Did somebody just let a snake in here?!”


  1. Rescue Gal says:

    NOT A STEAK!! Cows are gentle, beautiful creatures.

  2. phred's Mom says:

    I’ve known a couple of cows
    that were neither.

  3. Who said steak? I think it was snake. BTW, cow breath is pretty potent.

  4. The cow’s name is Jean…Simmons.

  5. phred's Mom says:

    Nope, her name is Miley.

  6. Ha! :)

  7. Reblogged this on ugiridharaprasad.

  8. Dog – Interspecies snorgling? DO NOT WANT!!!??

  9. Hold on a second there cowgirl I’m not that kind of dog…

  10. Just a sweet ol’ cow wanting to mother the puppeh!

  11. hey, that dog has a cowlick!

  12. *groan followed by clapping*

  13. Maybe he prefers blondes over brunettes?

  14. well that escalated quickly!

  15. “‘Smatter, don’t you like beef tongue?”

  16. poor babies. they are so sweet.


Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 18,186 other followers