Your Steak Wants Dog

“Uh, look, Elsie… you’re a sweet kid and all, but you’re coming on a little strong for me, so I’ll just — Whoa! Did you feel that? Did somebody just let a snake in here?!”



  1. Rescue Gal says:

    NOT A STEAK!! Cows are gentle, beautiful creatures.

  2. Reblogged this on ugiridharaprasad.

  3. Dog – Interspecies snorgling? DO NOT WANT!!!??

  4. Hold on a second there cowgirl I’m not that kind of dog…

  5. Just a sweet ol’ cow wanting to mother the puppeh!

  6. Who said steak? I think it was snake. BTW, cow breath is pretty potent.

  7. The cow’s name is Jean…Simmons.

  8. hey, that dog has a cowlick!

  9. Maybe he prefers blondes over brunettes?

  10. phred's Mom says:

    Nope, her name is Miley.

  11. phred's Mom says:

    I’ve known a couple of cows
    that were neither.

  12. well that escalated quickly!

  13. *groan followed by clapping*

  14. “‘Smatter, don’t you like beef tongue?”

  15. Ha! 🙂

  16. poor babies. they are so sweet.