Say, Are You Guys Goats?

Well, howdy! I always wanted to meet some goats, because I’ve never seen a goat before, seeing as how I’m not a goat n’all. Hey, don’t you goats get bored, stuck here on the farm all the time? See, I’m totally not a goat, I can go where I want, so I don’t know what that’s like. But hey, I’ll bet you goats are warm under all that wool, am I right? Day like this, I’d have to put a sweater on or I’d freeze my hooves off… um, I mean fingers. Because I’m not a goat. Well-p, think I’ll mosey into town…

Via Modern Farmer.



  1. NOMTOM , you are a miracle and a treasure.

  2. DewiCasGwent says:

    I think the had rearing went a little too far

  3. Dog Lover says:

    A goat. In a sweatshirt. I believe I’ve seen it all. 🙂

  4. He is NOT A GOAT. I thought he made that pretty clear. ;^)

  5. Uh, take a look at the black-and-white one: Is that Udder Armour she’s wearing?

  6. “Well-p,” I’d agree.

  7. The two goats look like they’re saying to each other, Get a load of this townie. And the brown one is holding in a guffaw.

  8. fleurdamour says:

    He is a Hipster Kid.

  9. I want to see that shirt going on.