Bless Me, Father, For I Have Whapped

OK, so last Monday, there was some loose change on the counter, and it was really shiny, so I whapped it. And Tuesday, I saw this lady, and she was wearing this really shiny earring, so I whapped it.


And then I whapped a window display of crystal stemware at Macy’s, and then I whapped a sales associate and two security guards, and the booking officer at the police station and saaaaaaaaay those are some shiny beads you have there…


“Dear CO, I got a new microwave, and Minnie loves the box!” says kibblenibble.

Comments

  1. NTMTOM, having been raised Catholic, that first hovertext knocked me over…

  2. kibblenibble says:

    Oh Em Gee, my Minnie is on CO again, and captioned so humorously by the incomparable NOMTOM. :-) Thank you so much. This made my day!

  3. kibblenibble, your Minnie is so beautiful! Has she been using that prosh paw to text Maru about boxes? :D

  4. kibblenibble says:

    Thank you, Saffron! I wouldn’t put it past her, she is one smart cookie! :-)

  5. What a cutie! Please gently boop her little pink nose for me, kibblenibble.

    And the text is pure genius yet again, NTMTOM.

  6. SlaveToCat says:

    If you keep Whapping then you will get hairy paws and go blind. Seeee you already have hairy paws.

  7. kibblenibble says:

    Thank you, Berg! I will do that! She actually likes nose boops! :-)

  8. Heck with that, snorgle the heck out of that belly and kiss that furry head over and over again!

    Whatta cutie.

  9. This assumes that cats are capable of feeling guilt, which we’ve shown again and again isn’t the case.

  10. Dog Lover says:

    kibblenibble, very nice of you to get Minnie a brand new microwave (box) for Christmas! She is such a little darlin’!! :)

  11. kibblenibble says:

    Thank you Kar! I do that a lot. On top of being a crazy character, she is super snuggly. :-)

  12. kibblenibble says:

    Thanks, Dog Lover! Every boxed item that I purchase comes with a free cat hideout, and my Minnie and George put them to good use!

  13. My husband bought a new piece of photography equipment, and my 7y/o son has wrapped the huge (empty) box and put it under the Christmas tree for the cats. He’s very thoughtful towards the kitties, now if I can just get him to give a flying flip about his little brothers….

  14. “Catholics” on CO are addicted to cats.

  15. Yay for Minnie and kibblenibble!
    I can no longer leave empty boxes out – someone will pee in them every time…

  16. Me, too!!!

  17. That is kind of hysterical and more than a llittle cute.

  18. Clairdelune says:

    Me three!!!

  19. Clairdelune says:

    kibblenibble, I LOFF Minnie’s prosh paw!!

  20. Clairdelune says:

    WIN!! Have you been getting lessons from Oakley? :-D

  21. kibblenibble says:

    Thank you, Clairdelune! Me, too!

  22. A Jewish or Catholic mama will make even a cat feel guilty…

  23. AWW :D Your dear sweet Minnie is a cutie, kibblenibble :D I would just LOVE to cuddle her if I could :D

  24. Any empty box winds up with a cat in it where I live, ceejoe :lol: Even now, Dooley, the black and white fluffy male cat thinks a large paper bag is his :lol:

  25. Next Sunday…………

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