Summon Forth the All-Seeing Horse Head of Destiny!

Ahh, I foresee much danger in your future… I see a tall, mysterious Eskimo with a unibrow… he brings news about giraffes plotting against you… a pogo stick is involved… I… I cannot continue without a sugar cube…

Found on Facebook by Vajda B.



  1. No body, no feet, no tail. Here is your sugar cube. Wish me luck!

  2. Mary (the first) says:

    Nosevember at its finest!!

  3. I saw the headline and scrolled down with abandon only to be stopped by this FACE! LOL My first word was WHOA, which after thinking about it was only appropriate!

    On another note, I’m a little concerned about this pogo stick in my future… Are you sure about the pogo stick? For 2 cubes, can you look again to be SURE about the pogo stick??

  4. It’s the Eskimo with the unibrow I’m worried about. Come to think of it, everything about that prediction worries me. Here’s the entire pack of sugar cubes. Let’s go back to the beginning and find the tall, dark stranger……….

  5. emmberrann says:

    Oh.nooo! The giraffes are always against me! Whatever shall I do? Plots, everywhere, er, plotz everywhere!

  6. Another classic for the coffee table book!


  7. Professor Trelawney’s been in the cooking sherry again.

  8. SNEEF.

  9. Well, it makes sense that there’s pogo sticks involved. There are giraffes plotting against you!

  10. S N I F F !!!!!!!