Ah, Another Glorious Morning

The sunlight streaming in, the familiar gurgle of the coffeemaker, the fresh scent of herbal shampoo in the air — these are the heralds of the new day, a land rich in challenge and opportunity, awaiting only a Magellan, a navigator of Fortune to seek and seize each moment for its full measure.

God, how I hate it.

Via Reddit.



  1. *Whispers in his/her ear” How would you like to save 15% on on your car insurance ?

  2. LOL! Best Winifred impression. I sometimes say this to myself in the morning.

  3. OMGOSH! It’s Pascal from Tangled!!!

  4. Thats a dramatic entrance..like TAA DAAAA I’m here!

  5. You kill me. God love ya, Mike.

  6. I don’t think I’d go with a hair stylist that looks so grumpy. even though I love lizards. Wait til he has the coffee first.

  7. Concealed chameleon chaperone prevents first date kiss.

  8. NTMTOM is “en fuego” today!

    [PD: I’m not one for scaly cold-blooded creatures, but I’ve got to admit that there Cammie Greenspants is really cute…]

  9. The Original Jane says:

    No one called matchkins yet?! Look at the stripe on her shirt!

  10. “Adventure is out there!”

  11. I’m wondering if that was intentional. When you dress to match your pet, that’s pampering.

  12. Reminds me of the old lizard cam’s. Not that we needed them when they won’t get off the couch!

  13. petless in Puddletown says:

    God, how I love NTMTOM.

  14. petless in Puddletown says:

    Who’s Winifred?

  15. This is me. Every single morning.

  16. NOMTOM is the best! I’ve read this at least five times already and I crack up every time!

  17. Same. He can turn a cute photograph into a hilarious post that keeps me giggling all day.

  18. I’ve just been to Claire’s Accessories and this hair ornament isn’t on sale there. I have ordered them to source me one, stat! and to make sure it’s got a long tailio that I can wind into my hair.

  19. Watch to see Winifred Sanderson. Cute movie.

  20. The Original Jane says:

    Since it’s a chameleon I wonder if he changed to match the stripe?

  21. that is not a gecko

  22. It still made me laugh