Do I LOOK Like I Care….

…whether or not I slobber on the couch? Some silly hoomin always wipes it up, anyway.

From the Big R.



  1. It’s MY couch. Now.

  2. Boop that nosicle!

  3. That is an EPIC tongue. Am thinking a tongehance is not even necessary!

  4. Love how the couch is black leather with flecks of white. Camouflage!

    Wait…those flecks didn’t come with the couch??

  5. Alice Shortcake says:

    Does anyone else out there find it impossible to see an exposed dog or cat tongue without feeling the urge to touch it… or am I weird and possibly in need of therapy?

  6. No, you fit in perfectly well here!