Crystal, What Are You?

(Besides, “befrumpled” I mean.)

Well, if you must ask, I am a Lopseedided Muzzelpowche Muddy Soakin’ Spitzenhunden! Of course.

“Crystal was at the dock with my dad, and she accidentally slipped off the dock and fell into the water. When they got her out she was all wet and dirty (the Hudson is pretty muddy, especially at the shore where the docks are).” -Edwin A.



  1. Way to recover from such an undignified baf, Crystal! [smooch!]

  2. Love, I’m surprised that youre still white after being in those waters.

    On the other hand, I love drinking a Hudson River mudslide.

  3. OMG, Meg! I Got so excited that you posted my baby! I yelled like three times with my hands in the air in cheer!
    This isn’t the first time you’ve posted her, BTW. A few years ago I had submitted a pic when she was a puppy, of me holding her big paw in between two pieces of bread so that I could nom on her cute oversized paws.

    Crystal’s full title, BTW, is H.R.H. Crystal, Queen of New Jersey. She lives in Alpine, NJ, where she has 5 acres to run around on, she goes to work everyday with daddy and brother, has two families two drive her around, and otherwise gets the royal treatment, when she’s not ruling her domain firmly but fairly.

  4. I found it! Here it is! Such a floofball! 🙂

  5. Slipped .. yeah, that’s it 😉

  6. adorable girl!

  7. Yeah, sus, slipped, she actually hates water. She also fell in the pool once, and she swam naturally, but she didn’t like it. She had been trying to drink the water or something and she just fell in, how she manages to slip like that, I don’t know, but it’s happened twice so far.

  8. Emmberrann says:

    It’s her natural grace and balance, I would think. *Feeling the solidarity with Crystal, having experienced the ultimate klutzitudinality of actually losing balance and breaking wrist on a concrete surface while WALKING, for heaven’s sake!*