An Appeal from Bleefec, Spokesman for the Ewok Anti-Defamation League

Yub-yub. In the decades since our first film appearance, we Ewoks have borne the brunt of blame for the silly direction the Star Wars franchise took in the 80’s. Taunts like “jumped the shark,” “beginning of the end,” and “glorified toy commercial” endure to this day, shaming our families. We wish to remind the public that we are merely the creations of writers with no grasp of plot logic, which explains why a primitive race can learn to operate alien speeder bikes in seconds.

Also, if you people can tolerate midichlorians and Jar-Jar Binks, you can bloody well lay off us for a while. Yub-yub and goodnight.


The Force is strong in Frederique, Lori R.

Comments

  1. Mary (the first) says:

    I can’t “lay off” him, he’s toooo adorable!

  2. I’m sorry, but **NO ONE** can tolerate Jar-Jar Binks. The ewoks and this little guy are another matter. *Nose Beep*

  3. OMG could he get any cuter

  4. Killer Klown says:

    Ewoks and Jar Jar were not even in the same parsec. Did you see how many Imperials and Imperial vehicles those little guys took down? Jar Jar was lucky if he didn’t tie his tongue together while eating.

  5. I agree. Ewoks were a noble species of fierce warrior teddy bears that proved themselves worthy allies of the Rebels. Jar-Jar Binks was a floppy-bodied nincompoop. (This is no reflection on the actor that voiced and motion-captured him. Ahmed Best was just trying to earn a living.) Back on track: The dog up there is ADORABLE! *boops his nose*

  6. Clairdelune says:

    Eeeeekkk!! SQUEEEEEEE!! I want a real live Ewok too!!

  7. Too cute!! Love Ewoks……and this costume!

  8. Ewoks a rip-off of Hoka books by Poul Anderson and Gordon Dickson.

    Signed,
    Elderly Nerd :D

    PS. Re; dog in ewok costume: BOOOOOP

  9. Thanks guys! She is my little sweetheart, and she makes a fantastic Ewok!!!

  10. Adorable costume but come on, Lucas only used ewoks because he couldn’t afford wookies. Shame, I would’ve loved to have seen Han Solo’s wookie wife.

    And again, at no time in the movie, did anyone refer to them as ewoks.

  11. The spear, the spear! :D

  12. Kar if you are looking for Wookie relatives then seek out and enjoy the magnificence of the legen-WTF-dary star Wars Christmas special.
    Brace yourself.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special

  13. Oh I remember watching it air, before Lucas buried it in Jabba’s fat rolls. Never to be broadcast again.

    Boba Fett’s premiere.

    Still though, a wookie wife for Han, you KNOW someone’s written a love triangle fanfic with Han/Lea and Wookie wife.

  14. Really? I did not know that.

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