Just landed that BIG client, (checks breff.)
Got to make a good impression, (shows off latest TP roll shredding “technology”)
Takes client out for some power schmoozing.
“This is Paul Rudolph, our studio’s Russian dwarf hamster. He busies himself with fluffin’ up his beautiful fur, munchin’ on sunflower seeds, offering skilled advice on our studio projects, and enjoying fresh air on the balcony.” -Amanda R.