Famous Fiends of Folklore, Part Five

Of the many mythical creatures in Mexican tradition, the most baffling is el chupacatñata. This six-legged hybrid of a cat and a piñata likes to terrorize children’s birthday parties, and may only be fought while blindfolded.


Via Reddit.

Comments

  1. I shudder to think what’s going to fall out of this when it’s finally broken open.

  2. NOMTOM, I can’t breathe for laughing. You’re killing me here (in the best possible way).

  3. SlaveToCat says:

    Human babies come from a stork.
    Kittie babies come from wonderfully colorful wild and crazy Party Animals.

  4. Blue Footed Booby says:

    I’m reminded of a scene in one of the Ace Ventura movies. The miracle of birth!

  5. Feline proctologist.

  6. LOL…

  7. Oh ….. so ewwwwwww……I remember that…….ewwwww!

  8. OMG…….’nough said…….
    Oh wait, I want to see the second picture where the hooman touches the cat and scares the “crazy” out of him/her! That would be hilarious!

  9. omg my thoughts exactly!

  10. emmberrann says:

    Juno, how does your mind work?? No matter, it’s hilarious!

  11. Colonoscopy cat checks for polyps.

  12. SoccerSue says:

    The hovertext is made even better by the wide-eyed expression on the pinata’s face.

  13. Clairdelune says:

    Oh my, probably dismembered mice and hairballs and partly chewed potato chips. Horrrrrrrible.

  14. Clairdelune says:

    Impossible to top you or Juno.

  15. Best. Hovertext. Evar. :D

  16. Win!

  17. Mary (the first) says:

    Well, that explains a lot!

  18. Mary (the first) says:

    I’m not seeing the hovertext! :'(

  19. I can’t stop laughing. I don’t know what else to say. This is one of the best.

  20. Hovertext says: “Worst. Colonoscopy. Ever.” lol!

  21. To quote a Cheezburger caption I once saw for this photo (which dovetails nicely w/ the hover text: “You no have polyps. Just sum Skittles.”

  22. I remember that one! Classic!

  23. I guess when you were once a star of a video game franchise that has since crashed you start doing some weird stuff to fill the void.

  24. (O_o)

  25. *snortgiggles*

  26. Agreed!

  27. Feline Centipede?

  28. Katherine says:

    I was trying to think of a human centipede joke, but it just isn’t working. Pinacatipede? Yeah, I got nothing.

  29. And the third picture of that human getting beaten up by said kitty!

  30. :lol: I second that :lol:

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