“Slippin’ away, sittin’ on a pillow,
Waitin’ for night to fall.
A bun and a dream, sittin’ on a pillow,
This is the night, to go to the Celery Ball.”

“Sir Lancelot, AKA Lance.”, -Amy K. (Lyrics by Three Dog Night)



  1. That’s a gorgeous bun.

    Celery always makes me laugh, because it comes from the Latin word for speed and quickness–obviously referring to the speed with which it moves through digestive tracts.

  2. 260Oakley says:

    Lance Charmstrong

  3. emmberrann says:

    I din’t know that! This site is so educashunal! I learn something new here just about everyday, and i’m serious, dagnabit!

  4. Celery Stalks at Midnight

  5. Mary (the first) says:

    The charm *is* strong in that one.

  6. This is what happens when you lock a bunch of nerds in a cute website.

  7. In a Related Story: