Congratulations, cat owner! Just follow these simple steps:
1. Carefully remove cat parts from shipping container.
2. Insert rank armatures through wallison grommets and attach to torso even moreso.
3. Attach talio inglesias to ‘tocks and rotate counter-upwise.
4. Gently twist cranial command module onto shoulder blades until you hear a harp glissando.
You’re done! If your cat looks like the photo below, you did it wrong.
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