So tell us, WhARRR ye been, pirate kitten? Talk Like a Pirate Day is ovARRR. YARRR late!
SARRRy I’m late. I had a hARRRd day.
Me alARRRm clock broke.
Our cARRR broke down.
Me ‘n me mateys got mARRRooned.
I fell in a bARRRell!
They hornswoggled me ARRRmpits!
It took fARRRever to put on me appARRRel.
But now I’m ready for me GlamARRR Shot.
“I know it’s a little late for talk like a pirate day, but, c’mon. How could you deny that cutie a spot on CO?” -Jenna W.