To: All Employees
From: Gus Flurbuhl, Nuclear Plant Safety
Subj: Eye Protection
Following last week’s unfortunate incident, I would like to remind all employees that eye protection must be worn while operating the atomic pile. By the way, you’ll be happy to know that Lou is expected to make a full recovery, and that his new third eye is growing in nicely.
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