Safety Is Job Almost Nearly One

To: All Employees
From: Gus Flurbuhl, Nuclear Plant Safety
Subj: Eye Protection

Following last week’s unfortunate incident, I would like to remind all employees that eye protection must be worn while operating the atomic pile. By the way, you’ll be happy to know that Lou is expected to make a full recovery, and that his new third eye is growing in nicely.


Via Buzzit or Reddfeed or wherever.

Comments

  1. Hilarious!!

  2. Green Lantern to the rescue.

  3. Cambridge Rat Mom says:

    ROTFLMAO! If two eyes are good, three must be better!

  4. Ninja kitty?

  5. Clairdelune says:

    Oh my, that baleful green glare… hope the third eye does not emit some kind of nuclear discombombulation ray… :-0

  6. AWW :D I so want to cuddle and snorgle that dear sweet green eyed kitty :D

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