Mallow needs to unwind and Mallow’s going to show us how it’s done.
First, you straaayche and you tweeeeest your roundy, fuzzy belleh.
Then, you YAAAWWWHHOOWHHHUUNNNhhhuunnn.
And that’s how you unwind. Wait, when does Mallow ever wind?
“He’s a rescued exotic shorthair with personality, good looks and a deeply philosophical nature. Just look at him ponderin’: Also he’s got some sweet toes. Mal enjoys hiding in boxes, having a tail the size and shape of a bratwurst, and gently caressing my husband’s cheeks with his dainty claws while stuffing his adorable stupid little face in my husband’s face. Not currently shown: the bad mohawk he be sportin’ down his furry spine.” -Tegan