Your name has four syllables
Too tough to Haiku
“As I was contemplating the wilderness of weeds in my garden, I saw these two chubby caterpillars chowing down. I named them Constantine and Cordelia. They are so pleasingly plump with little round feets, and I can almost hear the nomming as they gleefully stuff themselves. They’ll be Eastern Black Swallowtail butterflies when they’re all grown up.” -Mari.