New From IKEA

Back to college on a budget? Furnish your dorm for less than the cost of an overpriced textbook! Start with FLÜRM desk ($59) and matching HLÔRP chair ($12). Accent with ŬRMPH bud vase ($9), BLÄVIN wastebasket ($6), and HËWWØ puppy ($priceless).

“This is Toby. He is such a mischievous little guy,” says Man C.


  1. petless in Puddletown says:

    NTMTOM nails it again! “BLÄVIN”… snerk!! Oh and the puppy is pretty cute also.

  2. Rose Marie says:

    Another gem from the pen/keyboard of the master! I would shop at IKEA if they stocked this furry accessory!!

  3. Killer Klown says:

    You know how Ikea instructions don’t actually have words, just the pictures of the people (sic) showing you what you should and shouldn’t do?

    I shudder to think.

  4. Such spare, minimalist elegance. :D

  5. But..but where’s the HËWWØ Kitty?

  6. He/She shoots. He/She scores!!!

  7. Blaven….LOL

  8. Every time I see that word, I hear Jerry Lewis in my head going “HEY BLAAAVIN!”

    Cracks me up every time!

  9. Laaaaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyy!! :)

  10. HLÔRP! I want one. Love the product names.

  11. Waitaminute, the new IKEA catalog was just delivered at my door and I couldn’t find HËWWØ in it. Which page is it again?

  12. On the dogeared one, of course.

  13. I heard somewhere that the Ikea furniture is all named after the founder’s family. If they ever run out of names, NOMTOM is a shoe-in for the job of making up the new ones.

  14. We’re still waiting for the coffee table book. *sigh*

  15. I bet there are as many people waiting for the book as there are waiting for their Petite Lap Giraffe (TM).


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