Glasses? What Glasses?

We don’t need no stinkin’ glasses.

That would be Anthony C. of “Opie & Anthonyfame infamy. As seen on Tastefully Offensive : Tip of the CO cap towards Napa, CA.



  1. tainee tabbee ftw!

  2. The kitteh wants your glasses because he wants to make a spectacle of himself.

  3. Maureen from Canada says:

    Every time I got a new pair of glasses, my cat would look at me wearing them, reach out and scratch the lens – just a little to let me know that he approved!

  4. Haha!

  5. My kitten loves to jump on me before I get up from watching TV, and starts kneading my chest, licking my face, and chewing my glasses.

  6. So pleased the gentleman didn’t try to fight the inevitable. No point. He is so owned.

  7. Didn’t think kittehs _needed_ anything to do that! 😆 Adorable kitteh!

  8. My first bunny would yank my glasses off my face at first, then groom my eyebrows. It was like she was saying “You’ve got something stuck in your fur there”. Took her a while to figure out that they belonged there

  9. jlamusings says:

    AWW! I had a tabby who’d do this to everyone’s glasses when he was little too. He’d often mush his little wet nose in your eyesocket for a good snorf after pulling off the glasses. I guess they were obstructing his sniffing zone or something… 😉

  10. Awwwwwwwwwwww, I’ve always wanted a bunny!

  11. “Is there a purpose to this? Of course, there’s a purpose to this. Kitteh needs a new chew toy. That’s the purpose.”

    What the kitteh sounded like in my head.

  12. While generally hearing voices in your head would be considered a “bad” thing, so long as the voices come from Kittehs I believe it is purrfectly acceptable.

    (At least that is what the furry little ruler of my life–who has given up taking my glasses to lessen the likelihood that I might step on him by accident while searching for them–tells me.)

  13. Kari Callin says:

    “Hold very still, sir! There is some terrifying creature attached to your face, but never fear…I AM HERE! I will remove it in 3 shakes of my whiskers!”

  14. My girl used to sniff eyes when she was little too!! She only does it really rarely now, and I kinda miss it 😦

  15. Yep, Anthony C is so owned by this dear sweet little kitty 😀

  16. I had a kitten who did this. The first time he saw me take off my glasses his eyes went, “Oh my god, what is this magic?” Once I put them back on, he climbed up onto my shoulder and took them back off with his teeth. After which he tried to put them on himself! I had little tiny kitten teethmarks on my glasses after that. Good times. 🙂

  17. I’d pay to see that! Shame he’s no longer with you :o(

  18. My now big Birman boy has taken to grooming my eyebrows and the rest of my forehead during the night. I often wake to a pseudo-dermabrasion going on at the top of my face wondering what the heck is happening!

  19. All there is to it is kittens rock.

  20. summermixx says:

    halbhah!! funny, rude killy!

  21. I had a hamster that would always nibble on my glasses when she ot close to my face.

  22. I had a hamster that would always nibble on my glasses when she ot close to my face.

  23. My first bun nibbled me a hare-cut when I fell asleep on the sofa once. She apparently liked the taste of my leave-in conditioner and nommed a section of my bangs noticable shorter than the rest

  24. This man seems to be a cousin or some such of Mike Rowe (of the now-ended Dirty Jobs show). Both the face and the attitude…