Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you unbowed and unrepentant. For while you may have broken my plans, you shall never break my will. It is this will, this vision, that drives me to my ultimate destiny — to rule all mankind.
Do you think your oafish officers can hold me? Do you think your pathetic prisons can contain me? Hah! Like the phoenix I shall rise — stronger, wrinklier, more determined — and soon, all nations will tremble at the name of Megalo.
So enjoy your moment of triumph, worthless insects! Laugh while you can, for someday the last laugh shall be mine! Mine, I say! Mwuah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
Photo via Norem, kitty via www.toniskittyrescue.org/.