I, For One, Welcome Our Feline Monopolistic Overlords

Oh sure, you thought it was just a harmless promotion: Letting the Internet pick a cat as the newest Monopoly token. Well, the new version started shipping, and little did we know that it would be an indestructible robot kitty bent on world domination!

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Via The Independent.

Comments

  1. …which surprises exactly nobody. Ahem.

  2. Wow! Monopoly chose Maru for it’s new token!! YAY!! :D

  3. BabyOpossum says:

    So long, noble iron, my erstwhile favorite token. May you press in peace. :(

    P.S. KITTEH OMG!!1

  4. How long before drunken hooligans try to toss the kitty into the river?

  5. I was thinking exactly the same thing, in different words: “and this is something new??” Consider yourself seconded.

  6. Aren’t all kittehs bent on world domination, and just about close to achieving it?

  7. Third!

  8. fleurdamour says:

    Monopoly should be used as a psychological test, it’s very revealing of hidden personality traits. Some of my family’s Monopoly money got lost due to children and my mom made some from colored paper to replace it. She also changed some of the rules because she didn’t like them. Now I think about it my quiet, suburban housewife mother had the heart of a Wall St banker, or the Fed – if you lose money just print more and bend the rules to do what you like.

  9. fleurdamour says:

    The Mew World Order

  10. AWW :D I so want to buy a Monopoly Game with the kitty token inside :D

  11. Needs a little more girth to be Maru. :p

  12. Also needs to come in it’s very own box.

  13. Robot Overlord Kitty says “let them” while licking… things.

  14. Monopoly should be used as a psychological test, it’s very revealing of hidden personality traits –so true!!! wonder if there’s a real class on this subject.
    image the lively discussions :)
    so here’s my rebuttal—- what if your mom was just trying to keep the peace before war broke out among said children, a diplomat

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