The C.O. Consumer Awareness Guide to Rigged Carnival Games

As we hit the height of county fair season, fairgoers should be wary of impossible to win “games” such as Knock Over the Concrete Milk Bottles and Guess the IQ of the Juggalo. Among the worst is Toss the Cranberries Into the Kitty Collar, rendered virtually unwinnable not only by the kitty’s constant scampering, but also by its tendency to eat the cranberries.


Via LWY.

Comments

  1. Er .. those don’t look like cranberries, to me…

  2. Is there a rabbit in the house ? ( doc)

  3. My thought exactly, Mudbug. I think we should confiscate the kitteh pending further investigation.

  4. tenshihitomi says:

    “I do not like the cone of shame.”

  5. He looks like a tiny baby kitty!

  6. Love the kitty funnel cake at the carnivals!

    As someone who had to room with a bunny-owner during college and who has had to dodge many a stray pellets left behind on the rug, those pieces look too small.

  7. I think you’re right. The Cone looks almost too big for him/her.

    My Libby was wearing the Cone for almost 2 months be/c of an eye injury, and I had a heck of a time keeping it on her. She’s a calico, so has her own mind.

  8. rescue gal says:

    GUESS THE IQ OF THE JUGGALO! I’m dying of laughter now……..

  9. Coffee Cup says:

    They’re probably cat kibble.

  10. Coffee Cup says:

    Cat kibble. Bunny droppings are dark brown/black.

  11. Smartypants says:

    Cone of Kibble = WAY better than Cone of Shame!

  12. that cone is way too big for that kitten!

  13. AWW :D Poor kitty :D

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