There’s One Slice of Possum Pie Left

But nobody is going to eat it. Because, nobody wants to have to wash the plate!

Prosh orphaned possum from sender-inner Kristi M. Photo by John Burns.



  1. *puts baby possum in the mouf and tosses dish, un-rinsed, in the dishwasher*

  2. Hey! We have those dishes.

  3. Theresa says:

    Here’s a Possum Pie recipe! Fun Fact: There are no possums in it!

    2 packages (3 ounces each) cream cheese, softened
    3/4 cup confectioners’ sugar
    1 graham cracker crust (9 inches)
    1/4 cup chopped pecans
    1-3/4 cups cold milk
    3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1/4 cup instant vanilla pudding mix
    1/3 cup instant chocolate pudding mix
    1/2 cup heavy whipping cream, whipped
    12 to 16 pecan halves

    In a small bowl, beat cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Spoon into crust. Sprinkle with chopped pecans.
    In a bowl, whisk the milk, vanilla and pudding mixes for 2 minutes. Let stand for 2 minutes or until soft-set. Spoon over the pecans.
    Refrigerate for at least 4 hours. Top with whipped cream and pecan halves.

  4. But where are the leetle peenk nosies? Can’t be a possum without a leetle peenk nosie.

  5. SlaveToCat says:

    I think a can of Comstock Cherry Pie Filling will work for little pink noses.

  6. Check out those little toesess! And those whiskers!!

  7. BabyOpossum says:

    Fingerless gloves! Keep your hands toasty and say goodbye to pesky pear-juice stains! Order yours today!

  8. The Blue Plate Special. I’m missing my Mom.

  9. OMGs, they are so precious when they start eating solid food! ❤ ❤ ❤

  10. fleurdamour says:

    The raccoons will wash up.

  11. lisaLASSIE says:

    Did they come with bebbeh possums?

  12. lisaLASSIE says: