Oh, You Shouldn’t Will Not Have Hadn’t

Kyle was so excited about opening presents at his upcoming birthday party, he spent the entire week practicing being surprised.

A rare Wolf’s Guenon via Zooborns. Photo credit: Mike Owyang, Sacramento Zoo.



  1. That is the best title for a post ever!!! I’m bookmarking it so I won’t forget it. Excellent.

  2. mariposas says:

    oh baby, you are too cute, wanna snorf YOU!

  3. Come on Baby, light my fire!

  4. memyselfandi says:

    Zircon-encrusted? A Frank Zappa reference there… Good one!

  5. Smartypants says:

    “I haz a delighted!”