THIS JUST IN: Giant Gentoo Penguin Terrorizes Tourists!

We’ve got confirmed reports of a huge Gentoo Penguin attacking tourists in Antarctica. This photo by Tim Fisher shows one poor soul literally being picked off like he was a snack. Which…he ended up becoming. More as this develops.

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Spotted by Smedley on NatGeo.

Comments

  1. dgerish says:

    This made me laugh so hard. Thanks, Brinke.

  2. orcgirl says:

    It’s like a Kids in the Hall skit!

  3. Run Awayyyyyy!

  4. Blue Footed Booby says:

    Whenever I hear “oh the humanity” I think of that photoshop, “oh the huge manatee.”

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mQn_Zhbi9gg/TUoiim0kz5I/AAAAAAAACXk/v2fgkywvkbU/s1600/hugemanatee_original.jpg

  5. A new SyFY movie?

  6. I’m squishing your head!

  7. Pengzilla! Run for your lives!

  8. The effects are mush too good to be a SyFy movie :lol:

  9. Penguinosaurus.

  10. 260Oakley says:

    What really happened to Scott’s men on the last expedition:
    “I am just going outside and may be some time… bl**dy h**l, that’s a big penguin!”

  11. CRUSH! CRUSH! CRUSH!

  12. I think I saw that on the telly…

  13. Wasn’t that a Monty Python scetch? :lol:

  14. Biiiiiiiiiig pengy! Funny stuff, CO!

  15. love this!

  16. fish eye no miko says:

    Oh God, he got Steve! Run! AAAH!!

  17. CoffeeCup says:

    Gigentoo vs. MegaHuman

  18. Theresa says:

    SCOTT !!! Of The ANTARTIC!!!

  19. Theresa says:

    Reminds me for some reason, of this:

  20. Delightfully silly!

  21. Abominable penguin of the hymalayas !

  22. That’s great!

  23. Theresa says:

    OH THE PENGUINITY. :P

  24. lisaLASSIE says:

    Absolutely this should be a new movie!!!! I would go to see it, wouldn’t you?

  25. murkle46 says:

    The penguins had electric tentacles that shocked people?

  26. Roger Corman just sent out a press release for this.

  27. Would need to star one or more of the following to be a SyFy movie: John Schneider, Danny Bonaduce, Barry Williams, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson.

  28. Pingu – noooo!

  29. Jami @World of a Fat Girl says:

    I would have to say that death by giant penguin noms would certainly be up there on my list of awesome ways to croak

  30. Too fast for me, orcgirl. Thought I might be first with that reference but the hivemind of CO is too powerful. *Tips hat*

  31. At the Mountains of Madness?

  32. meriweather says:

    The Penguins of Leng are second only in dreadful morbidity to The Penguins of NomNomNom

  33. Well done!