Operations Manual for the Series 3000 Aviatronic Sortulator

Step 1: Rotate whoovular crankshaffle to prime initial electrobulation relays;


Step 2: Engage coffee clutch clockwise until orbital tweetwheedle reaches optimum rotational velocity;


Step 3: This will initiate the sorting process. Please be patient, as the process may take an indefinite amount of time.

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One Good Tern Deserves Another

You’ve been extra good this week, so have a pair of common tern chicks from Monomoy National Wildlife Refuge, MA.


Photo by Ravin Tomasson for U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Headquarters.

Caution: Extreme Cuteness Ahead

This video contains extremely cute chimp-on-tiger-on-wolf action, which may cause temporary PBS (pudding-brain syndrome). After viewing this video, do not operate heavy machinery, perform delicate surgery or double-entry bookkeeping, or write teen vampire fiction.

FaveFrame™ of HAPPINESS!

Via JoeExoticTV.

R.A.C.K. in the U.S.A.

Purrs and stripes furever!
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Rackin’ in the USA.

That’s Close Enough, Pal

“With four new Wyandotte chicks just brought home,” writes Flickrer Donald Lee Pardue, “Gretel goes into ‘protect her territory’ with growls and barred teeth when I approach her feathered charges.”

Counting on You Now, Tongue!

Sneef – sneef! You bet your snoopy snack I can sneak it. I’m a snooper and it’s a snack. (tongue snakes out)

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“This is my dog Kiba, a 1.5 year old Finnish Lapphund. He loves his dog cookies. This is a picture of him pining for his cookie on the counter…just barely out of his reach.” -Rose E.

Bored on Bunday

It’s too hot… and there’s nothing good on TV… and I’ve played with all my toys a million times… and raiding Mr. McGregor’s garden just doesn’t do it for me anymore…


Via clintclint.

OK, Arturo. But You Must Allow Us to Boop Your Nose

“My name is Arturo. I live in Italy with my dear human mom, Anna. My mom is always amused by the beautiful pictures people submit to you. I would like to be part of those pictures! Hope you’ll fulfil my wish. My mom and I have spent a long time together since 2002, the year I was born. Last year my doctor said I had cancer in my left paw but, with his help and the help of my mom, I’ve done my best to fight against my illness. I’m 11 years old today, June 8th, and we couldn’t even imagine we would have gotten so far!”

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Bunnies have a blind spot right in the front so if you would kindly boop from the side, thanks.

Tammy Nose Best

People, won’t you please meet Tammy, she of the SUPERSONIC SCHNOZZOLA- current domicile, London Zoo.

Snoozin’ In Shanghai

“I took this when traveling in Shanghai this year. Hubby is a cat magnet/detector. He suddenly stopped on the street and went to this spot that nobody would look twice, and there it was, a kitty sleeping on a pair of kung-fu shoes. Kitty was sound asleep on a busy street.” -Sannie from Hong Kong.

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