Grasshopper Sets the Record Straight

First off, that part about how I didn’t save up for winter? Totally false. My pantry was so full, in fact, that I hired the Ants to build me a grain elevator. But before I know what’s happening, they walk off with my stash and spread rumors to the press, until now I’m some kind of poster boy for idleness. Total smear campaign.

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Via Ivan-IDPhotos.

Comments

  1. And you kids, get offa my lawn!!

  2. I love how Mr. Hopperson is leaning in like an earnest reporter making sure his facts get expressed earnestly. I sure believe the information he has to impart! :-)

  3. Rachael says:

    He’s way more believable than most of our politicians. Just sayin’. :)

  4. lisaLASSIE says:

    That is a very sincere and believable expression for sure. I agree with Haha and Rachael. But you won’t see his side of the story in the liberant mediant.

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