Friday Haiku: Petrovich

Basking in the sun
Blorpier by the minute
Lazily floating

Petrovich the Beluga Whale at the Utrish Dolphinarium in Utrish, Russia. Photo from Viktor Lyagushkin /Barcroft Media via The Telegraph.



  1. Am I right way up?
    I am a beluga whale.
    It does not matter.

  2. Green beluga whale
    Swimming free in the ocean
    A trick of the light

  3. Saffron says:

    Floating in water….
    It’s not easy being green
    Hey you, I’m NOT kelp!!

  4. 260Oakley says:

    A dip in the sea
    Is sub-lime if you are me
    Petrovich I be

  5. dubyah1 says:

    Jello blorptasm
    Smiles at klaxon call of Be-
    LUUUUUga, BeLUUUga

  6. Yikes, I keep seeing photos like this from zoos and aquariums. I know belugas are supposed to be blorpy, but not THIS blorpy. Are they being overfed or something?

  7. Sunbeam pouring down
    absorbing this blorpitude
    into the Rapture

  8. St. Teresa’s Ecstasy
    By G. Bernini
    Only greener, blorpier

  9. dubyah1 says:

    Oooh! I saw it in real life! Everyone should [PG 16, people].